Who we are

A very respectable trustworthy internet human

What personal data we collect and why we collect it


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Yeah, I’m not a web “programmer”. I don’t really know what cookies are or how to collect them. Ask wordpress


Who we share your data with

NSA, CIA, FBI, MI6, Scotland Yard, and 公安調査庁. Oh, and if you post inappropriate comments, I will also share them with your mom

How long we retain your data

Your data is retained until the ten year old 128GB magnetic HDD I’ve been using since 2010 dies. Soooo… like, not very long

What rights you have over your data

You gotta fight for your right to daaaaaaaata

Where we send your data

It’s been around the world and I I I, I can’t find your data

Additional information

How we protect your data

This site is protected by an industry standard state of the art 8 character password that definitely is not the last name of KUTARAGI ken

What data breach procedures we have in place

We employ a team of industry leading security leaders, such as Crash Override, Acid Burn, Lork Nikon, Cereal Killer, and The Phantom Phreak to assure that any intruders have their Gibsons hacked and their rights trashed

What third parties we receive data from

At my age, I can barely stay awake past the second party. But I could also be tired because I have sleep apnea. I was supposed to do an in-home APAP test to find the CPAP machine settings that work best for me, but the sleep center seems to have temporarily closed due to Coronavirus