Who we are
A very respectable trustworthy internet human
What personal data we collect and why we collect it
Comments
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Yeah, I’m not a web “programmer”. I don’t really know what cookies are or how to collect them. Ask wordpressAnalytics
Who we share your data with
NSA, CIA, FBI, MI6, Scotland Yard, and 公安調査庁. Oh, and if you post inappropriate comments, I will also share them with your mom
How long we retain your data
Your data is retained until the ten year old 128GB magnetic HDD I’ve been using since 2010 dies. Soooo… like, not very longWhat rights you have over your data
You gotta fight for your right to daaaaaaaata
Where we send your data
It’s been around the world and I I I, I can’t find your data
Additional information
How we protect your data
This site is protected by an industry standard state of the art 8 character password that definitely is not the last name of KUTARAGI ken
What data breach procedures we have in place
We employ a team of industry leading security leaders, such as Crash Override, Acid Burn, Lork Nikon, Cereal Killer, and The Phantom Phreak to assure that any intruders have their Gibsons hacked and their rights trashed
What third parties we receive data from
At my age, I can barely stay awake past the second party. But I could also be tired because I have sleep apnea. I was supposed to do an in-home APAP test to find the CPAP machine settings that work best for me, but the sleep center seems to have temporarily closed due to Coronavirus